Vip Treatment Critic Gifts

"What do you mean I can't enter. Do you know who I am?"

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

'You may have an adverse reaction when I administer this. It's your medical bill.'

"I don't think this is doing me any good."

'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon

Carpet

"Wow, an African Blackwood cat-flap and a red carpet! They must really love you!"

Airplane

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

Heaven Has VIP

Pearly Gates Queue

'Dr. Winslow will be checking your heart. Dr. Briggs will be checking your lungs. And I will be checking your bank account.'

Having Fame and Fortune thrust upon him, Gordy is forced to advertise for an entourage.

"Usually we wouldn't let you in the sanctuary dressed in robe and sandals, but seeing as you are Jesus we will make an exception..."

Celebrity Gold

'If you would like to check out the electricity meter it's in that cupboard over there with the mops and hoover.'

Snail Red Carpet

Entourage to a lesser dignitary.

Man rolls out the red carpet for Santa Claus.

"On the upside, you're only one heart attack away from reaching our platinum V.I.P. status."

How am I supposed to convince people to join our new loyalty rewards program for $9.95 a month? The program doesn't offer any actual rewards. The key to these programs is they make people feel special. Watch. Would you like to join our exclusive VIP Premier Exclusive Best Customer Reward Program? Or would you rather feel left out and scorned as a loser? Impossible dilemma.

The Great and the Good.

'The perks are terrific. We have a VIP-lounge for investment bankers.'

'I don't know who it is, Sir, but I think you'd better break out the good stuff.'

Rolling out the red carpet.

Red carpet treatment

'Dunno who he is, but he's got some influence here...'

"I thought I hear a motorcade."

Woman with unfinished red carpet as VIP begins to walk down it

'Quick, roll up the red carpet!'

King is unable to go to the toilet without a red carpet.