Vintner's Confidant Gifts

Butler and his friend drinking in a cellar

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'Who's the new guy?'

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

I never heard of chunky style wine. I couldn't find any seedless grapes.

'Why is the jacuzzi full of grapes?'

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

"Seminary didn't prepare me for this."

Wine: New & Old!!!

'I brew it myself.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade wine?'

"Barry made the wine. I made the cheese."

Wine: New and Old.

"May we see something from local hydroponically grown grapes aged in casks made from non-endangered trees?"

'Hi, Dad! We were going to set up the lemonade stand you suggested, but then Jamie got an even better idea!'

'He's judging our reserve pinot noir - five years to produce it, five seconds in his mouth.'

The Big Bang

"Of course homeworking has lots of advantages."

For Heavens sake - don't let your pet watch manga cartoons on TV anymore!

'I want to lose weight, Doctor.' - 'Eat less, then.' - 'I need it to be more complicated than that.' - 'Why?' - 'How can I justify failing if it's that simple, eh?!' - 'Gah. He's breaking me...' -

'To save money, Bob started making his own wine. This Chablis, for example, only cost him $329 a bottle.'

'Somehow, somewhere, someone's skimming the profits.'

'Notice the quintessential taste of Tuscany in this impressive little vintner we picked up on our last trip to Italy.'

'With all the time you spend in the red, maybe you should change the name of this place to Chapter 11 Vineyards.'

A janitor stomps on, mops up and bottles some grapes to make "Truly Affordable Beaujolais".

'To you it may contain 'a surfeit of soluble, optically active carbohydrates derives from higher alcohols'. To me, it's sweet.'

Galician vineyards