Vintage War Tale Teller Gifts

Looking for a gift for a history lover or someone fascinated by tales of bravery? Our vintage war tale storyteller collection combines classic storytelling with a touch of nostalgia. These uniquely crafted items capture the spirit of legendary battles and heroic chronicles, making them ideal for those who cherish storytelling and history. Whether for a seasoned historian or an avid reader, our products bring history to life in a fun, memorable way.

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"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same." mockup

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

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Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales. mockup

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

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"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

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'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

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"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’" mockup

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

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Horror Stories.

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Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along. mockup

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

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"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa." mockup

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

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Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side. mockup

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

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Early accounting scandals.

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Elephants never scared me. I once chased three of them into the river/I was able - before I lost my teeth - to bite a crocodile's tail right off / I'll never forget the time I roared so loud, twenty or maybe thirty monkeys fell right out of the tree.

Elephants never scared me. I once chased three of them into the river/I was able - before I lost my teeth - to bite a crocodile's tail right off / I'll never forget the time I roared so loud, twenty or maybe thirty monkeys fell right out of the tree.

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'It was this big. I swear'

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Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

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"Did you call for a Medic?"

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'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!' mockup

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

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'Yeah. Yeah... Wolf, girl, grandma. I got the picture.'

'Yeah. Yeah... Wolf, girl, grandma. I got the picture.' mockup

'Yeah. Yeah... Wolf, girl, grandma. I got the picture.'

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'Do you honestly expect me to believe that fairy tale?

'Do you honestly expect me to believe that fairy tale? mockup

'Do you honestly expect me to believe that fairy tale?

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'Oh, just my old war injury acting up.' mockup

'Oh, just my old war injury acting up.'

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'And now for my William Tell shot.' mockup

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

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"Henry took a shower yesterday right next to Winthrop Rockefeller."

"Henry took a shower yesterday right next to Winthrop Rockefeller." mockup

"Henry took a shower yesterday right next to Winthrop Rockefeller."

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'I've been knocking for ages!'

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"My dad was a prize-winning bull too: According to Mum, he won a raffle once at the local fair..."

"My dad was a prize-winning bull too: According to Mum, he won a raffle once at the local fair..." mockup

"My dad was a prize-winning bull too: According to Mum, he won a raffle once at the local fair..."

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I swear, we rode right through the town and my mistress Lady Godiva wasn't wearing a thing...

I swear, we rode right through the town and my mistress Lady Godiva wasn't wearing a thing... mockup

I swear, we rode right through the town and my mistress Lady Godiva wasn't wearing a thing...

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"Most of the time, war...it makes no sense. A lot of times, we'd hear artillery whistling over our heads. But really, you can't move. You just wait...and wait...until it hits...and hope it isn't hitting you."

"Most of the time, war...it makes no sense. A lot of times, we'd hear artillery whistling over our heads. But really, you can't move. You just wait...and wait...until it hits...and hope it isn't hitting you."

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