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"Hold on -- I think it's set on vibrate."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

This man is an island.

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

Mr. Toots becomes particular - Diogenes also

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

'Ever think it's a whole new world for us old guys?'

The Enemy

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

"Lemonade App: $1"

"This is all so ARBITRARY!"

1874: Custer's Last Stand-Up

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