Vintage Villain Appreciator Gifts

"How many times I gotta tell ya, Louie...we;re into cyber crime these days...No one dresses like dat for cyber crime."

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Scarpia from Tosca

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

Snapshots in Time

Inaction Figure

"It was her mothers"

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

More Pardons

"Start with a Spanish doubloon. Those are always good."

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

'Dang, it looks like they have found out about my plan to take over the world...'

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

"Fashion over function!"

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

Computer Address Book.

'It does have a certain timeless quality.'

"Would you believe I can still fit into my tux after eighteen years?"

'Oooh, looks like the welcome wagon is on its way!'

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

'No, I mean your great-grandfather was literally a big fan of Sally Rand's.'

Weltanschauung (worldview).

'George is from the 'old school' of printing...!'

'Hey, we're in style!'

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

Caped Character

"I'm looking for a good old-fashioned housemaid - the kind that screams when discovering a dead body."

"Your most precious investments are gold, fine wine, and all those vinyl records you've been hauling around since college."

"These things work better if you don't explain the plot."