Vintage Villain Appreciator Prints

"How many times I gotta tell ya, Louie...we;re into cyber crime these days...No one dresses like dat for cyber crime."

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Scarpia from Tosca

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

Snapshots in Time

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"It was her mothers"

Inaction Figure

"Aha Mr. Bond - you are in my power!....but instead of just killing you, I'll blether on and on about my plans for world domination so you have time to think of an ingenious way to escape my clutches..."

"Start with a Spanish doubloon. Those are always good."

More Pardons

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

"Who are you callin' a low down snake-in-the-grass? That's upright snake-on-a-barstool to you, mister."

"Fashion over function!"

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

'Dang, it looks like they have found out about my plan to take over the world...'

"Would you believe I can still fit into my tux after eighteen years?"

'Oooh, looks like the welcome wagon is on its way!'

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

Computer Address Book.

'It does have a certain timeless quality.'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

'No, I mean your great-grandfather was literally a big fan of Sally Rand's.'

Caped Character

'George is from the 'old school' of printing...!'

'Hey, we're in style!'

"I'm looking for a good old-fashioned housemaid - the kind that screams when discovering a dead body."

Weltanschauung (worldview).

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

"Your most precious investments are gold, fine wine, and all those vinyl records you've been hauling around since college."