Vintage Spirit Lover Gifts

'You look like a lady with a story to tell.'

Louis Armstrong

Cocktails on the verandah.

The Missing Sock Returns

Military Medals

"This next one's another oldie."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Early Piety

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

Swing dancers.

Opening the Barrel

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

Swells - Men's Fashion

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Pick me! 2002 was a very good year! No! Me! I'm excellent with beef and fish. Desperate House Wines.

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!