Vintage Scent Seekers Pillows

The Body Boutique - Fragrances of Yesteryear: Tropical rain forest, leaded petrol and sexist jokes.

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I think he was a celebrity."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Canine Scentipede

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

Colonial Larrysburg.

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Aromatherapy for Men

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

Cary Grant

Sliding Down the Banister

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

Old Book Smell

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

Robert Mitchum

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -