Vintage Scent Seekers Gifts

The Body Boutique - Fragrances of Yesteryear: Tropical rain forest, leaded petrol and sexist jokes.

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Canine Scentipede

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Colonial Larrysburg.

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Aromatherapy for Men

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Sliding Down the Banister

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

"They grow up so quickly."

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"