Vintage Savers Pillows

'Why don't you put your money in the Bank, instead of stuffing it under the mattress?'

Cocktails on the verandah.

Diner.

Sir Winston Churchill

Second hand furniture.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Military Medals

Early Piety

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

That's supposed to say garage sale!

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"How soon will this be a remnant

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"I love these old decorations!"

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Grandma's caf

Ladies by the seaside

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."