Vintage Savers Pillows

'Why don't you put your money in the Bank, instead of stuffing it under the mattress?'

Cocktails on the verandah.

Diner.

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Sir Winston Churchill

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

The Missing Sock Returns

Second hand furniture.

Military Medals

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Early Piety

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

Ladies by the seaside

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Grandma's caf

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"How soon will this be a remnant

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"I love these old decorations!"

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

That's supposed to say garage sale!