Vintage Property Fanatic Gifts

House Hunters of the Old West

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Sir Winston Churchill

The Missing Sock Returns

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

Second hand furniture.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Military Medals

Early Piety

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

Ladies by the seaside

'Man...You age great!'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"How soon will this be a remnant

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

You had me at vintage.

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

Grandma's caf

"I love these old decorations!"

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature