Vintage Property Fanatic Gifts

House Hunters of the Old West

Cocktails on the verandah.

Sir Winston Churchill

Second hand furniture.

Military Medals

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Early Piety

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

You had me at vintage.

'Man...You age great!'

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

Grandma's caf

"How soon will this be a remnant

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Ladies by the seaside

"I love these old decorations!"

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'