Vintage Property Lover Gifts

'I sold my house and got what I paid for it. But you bought it in 1962.'

Cocktails on the verandah.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Military Medals

Early Piety

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

A Macaroni in 1772

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

Opening the Barrel

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Swells - Men's Fashion

"Look, son, real estate."

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'