Vintage Property Lover Mugs

'I sold my house and got what I paid for it. But you bought it in 1962.'

Cocktails on the verandah.

The Missing Sock Returns

Military Medals

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Early Piety

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

A Macaroni in 1772

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Opening the Barrel

Swells - Men's Fashion

"Look, son, real estate."

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Pick me! 2002 was a very good year! No! Me! I'm excellent with beef and fish. Desperate House Wines.

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.