Vintage Morality Observer Gifts

'The Age - Morality Gap'

"Call me?"

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

"My computer just texted me."

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

"We'll be single again in Heaven, right?"

'I look only for the good in everyone...but I only ever find it in myself.'

"You're six years old and I'm your mother! - I'm SUPPOSED to impose my moral standards on you!"

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

"Don't think of it as hell. . . just think of it as a normally recurring seasonal weather pattern."

"Boy, the Reverend sure has your number."

"Facebook VP — you'll be in Circle No. 4."

"Hey! This is news."

Glimpses One Dollar

"I love it, the chief loves it, the client loves it, but the gods don't love it."

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

Men and Women's changing rooms

The tortoise and hare

"So, all this talk about appealing to our better angels..."

'Is there anyway that I could specialize in corporate law and still be one of the good guys.'

'I imagine you were pretty nervous addressing an army of experts.'

Iraq War inquiry denied secret Bush-Blair documents.

The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.

“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”

"Please do not feed the animals." "Please do not eat the people."

Screenwasher cleaning buggy.

"We share values, … which is why neither of us has a full set."

'He was brought up with a moral, compassionate and philanthropic upbringing, but by putting his nose to the grind stone, he managed to surmount those handicaps.'

"Don't go there."

Devil vs Angel Duel.

Man sees tail of the devil enter elevator.

The artist