Vintage Morality Observer Mugs

'The Age - Morality Gap'

"Call me?"

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

"My computer just texted me."

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

"We'll be single again in Heaven, right?"

'I look only for the good in everyone...but I only ever find it in myself.'

"You're six years old and I'm your mother! - I'm SUPPOSED to impose my moral standards on you!"

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

"Boy, the Reverend sure has your number."

Glimpses One Dollar

"Hey! This is news."

"Don't think of it as hell. . . just think of it as a normally recurring seasonal weather pattern."

"I love it, the chief loves it, the client loves it, but the gods don't love it."

"Facebook VP — you'll be in Circle No. 4."

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

The tortoise and hare

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

Men and Women's changing rooms

"So, all this talk about appealing to our better angels..."

'Is there anyway that I could specialize in corporate law and still be one of the good guys.'

'I imagine you were pretty nervous addressing an army of experts.'

The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.

Iraq War inquiry denied secret Bush-Blair documents.

“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”

"Please do not feed the animals." "Please do not eat the people."

Screenwasher cleaning buggy.

'He was brought up with a moral, compassionate and philanthropic upbringing, but by putting his nose to the grind stone, he managed to surmount those handicaps.'

"We share values, … which is why neither of us has a full set."

"Don't go there."

Devil vs Angel Duel.

"I'm having an ethical dilemma. I'm trying to decide whether to have some."