Vintage Language Gifts

"Thou," not "you"! "Shalt," not "shallow"! "Sayeth," not "sawtooth"! Gah, I'm gonna smite somebody! God's Autocorrect.

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Cocktails on the verandah.

The height of fashion in 1796

The Missing Sock Returns

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

Second hand furniture.

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Best before 65 million BC.

Early Colour TV

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Elvis Presley

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"I love these old decorations!"

Grandma's caf

The Old Time Television Channel

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

"He's deliciously vintage."

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

Colonial Larrysburg.

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Victorian Gentleman

Two Eggs Any Style