Vintage Humor Hunter Pillows

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'The circle is complete!'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Easter Island Cheeseheads

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

A Club Sandwitch.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"Garden variety allergies."

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

Spot Quiz....

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

Burnout Syndrome...

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

Soccer coach of the year.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917