Vintage Humor Hunter Pillows

'I never forget the launch code. It's the same as my account number at Blockbuster.'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'The circle is complete!'

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Easter Island Cheeseheads

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

A Club Sandwitch.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"Garden variety allergies."

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

Spot Quiz....

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

Burnout Syndrome...

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

"Nasty sunburn."

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

Soccer coach of the year.