Vintage Humor Seeker Pillows

An interview with Codlin and Short

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"It's time you had those dinosaur hips replaced."

Mr. Toots becomes particular - Diogenes also

"You can stop any time, sir. I've already told you I'm not wearing a body camera!"

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

"Let that breathe a little. But not too much. My last bottle hyperventilated."

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

The Enemy

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

A man selling a horse to an older lady

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

'Ever think it's a whole new world for us old guys?'

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

"Don't panic Daisy dear. You can relax your buttocks, it's not the vet, it's the chimney sweep."