Vintage House Hunter Pillows

'For sale - some assembly required.'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

That's supposed to say garage sale!

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

'We'll take it!'

"There's more inside."

Open House of Horrors

'The roof needs icing.'

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell.

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Emigrating to France.

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"I want to live in a neighborhood where I can walk around at night."

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

Home Foreclosed Home.

'It is a huge property, originally built by a Condor: Perfect for a large family...'

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

'This is close enough.'

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

"And the bathroom has a water view...if you fill the tub."

'I think you'll find it open and spacious!'

'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!'

The Old Curiosity Shop