House Hunting Pillows

"The current owners removed a number of walls and used soft, neutral tones to create a very spacious, open concept."

A house haunts a man.

'I'm just sayin', maybe we should look for another real estate agent!'

'This is my dream house alright, but in my dream it was about half this price.'

'I think we should make an offer on this house, what do you think?'

"We'd both have to make sacrifices, like food, hot water,footwear,electric appliances..."

"Shhhh. 3-bedroom, 2-bath ranch, attached garage, good schools...dead ahead."

"So make me an offer."

"Just browsing."

For Sale.

'I think we should keep looking Harold.'

?Keep in mind, it?s only a starter home.?

"And the bathroom has a water view...if you fill the tub."

'And the 4th bedroom?'

'We'll take it!'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'I'm sorry, but we haven't seen a price range that low since Roosevelt was in office.'

"It's a nice unit, but there may be a faint odor from the last tenant..." "Yeah, enough to make you faint."

'It has three bathrooms and not one set of scales.'

Estate Agents

'We've talked it over and we've decided we'd like to make an offer.'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

'You'll need to put these on before the inspection.'

Very steep climb: 'I thought this house sounded cheap.'

'Your Ad mentioned, 'close to transport'.'

House Hunters

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

'This looks interesting...living room, dining room, family room, 3 bedrooms, 2 and a half litter boxes...'

'... But, I don't want to see the potential. I want to see the dream house you promised me.'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

'You'll need to put these on before the inspection.'

'It is a huge property, originally built by a Condor: Perfect for a large family...'

Investment Opportunity Agent.

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."