House Hunter Enthusiast Pillows

'On the good side though, it IS close to the office!'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

'We'll take it!'

Open House of Horrors

'The roof needs icing.'

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell.

"I want to live in a neighborhood where I can walk around at night."

Emigrating to France.

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

'The owners are a bunch of clowns.'

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

Home Foreclosed Home.

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

Rising Housing Costs vs Wages.

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

Realty. Remember

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

'They're playing house.'

'This is close enough.'

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

"My biggest concern is adequate closet space."

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

'It is a huge property, originally built by a Condor: Perfect for a large family...'

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'