Vintage Diving Enthusiast T-Shirts

Unrecorded History

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Fish snorkling above water.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

F&E Submarine Contractors. When we ask the government for assistance, we should avoid calling it a "bailout."

Shark Chum

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

clown fish

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

Alexander Hopson, retired submarine Commanding Officer.

"Rising sea levels."

"What's that clicking sound?"

'My doctor told me to eat less fish.'

Submarine Attacks

Dry Cleaning

'Well, I for one do not believe common courtesy to the host demands deck shoes.'

A Clash Between an Octopus and a Diver.

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

'GPS systems don't work under water, so my job as a pilot fish is quite secure...'

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

"And this flag, my son, means "Divers Below"..."

"Let's shake them up and do our version of 'Blowin' in the Wind'."

Little Submarines

'Oceanographers go home'

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

'Is it labor day already?'

'Frankly, I think we should stop trying to communicate with Humans: They're simply not smart enough to understand us'