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'I can't take the stress test next week. I have to go to the pool with my grandson and show him how to do a one-and-a-half gainer off the high diving board.'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'The Questioner'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Cupid and parachutists.

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

'Mother will catch you!'

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Question Mark

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

Did You Know That...Parachutes could soon be made of spiders' webs, the fibres being stronger than steel?

'Let go of the pole!'

Angst - Zeitgeist.

Warning, It's raining cats and dogs.

'Oh, so that's where I put my bear.'

'GPS systems don't work under water, so my job as a pilot fish is quite secure...'

"If at first you don't succeed, give up skydiving."

"And this flag, my son, means "Divers Below"..."

Parachuting man see drag racing car skydiving beside him.

"#skydiving"

'Is it labor day already?'

Deep sea diver finds The Plug.

Parachuting Giraffe.

"Matisse now, Pollock later."

How's My Diving?