Vintage Diving Enthusiast Mugs

Unrecorded History

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Fish snorkling above water.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

Shark Chum

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

Alexander Hopson, retired submarine Commanding Officer.

"Rising sea levels."

'Well, I for one do not believe common courtesy to the host demands deck shoes.'

"And this flag, my son, means "Divers Below"..."

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

'Oceanographers go home'

'GPS systems don't work under water, so my job as a pilot fish is quite secure...'

Submarine Attacks

"What's that clicking sound?"

"Let's shake them up and do our version of 'Blowin' in the Wind'."

Dry Cleaning

Little Submarines

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

'My doctor told me to eat less fish.'

A Clash Between an Octopus and a Diver.

'Is it labor day already?'

'Frankly, I think we should stop trying to communicate with Humans: They're simply not smart enough to understand us'

"Me, I've traded mobility for living space and comfort...