Vintage Dating Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Everyone wants to bonk her!"

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Sir Winston Churchill

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

The Missing Sock Returns

Second hand furniture.

Military Medals

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Early Piety

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

Ladies by the seaside

Grandma's caf

"I love these old decorations!"

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"How soon will this be a remnant

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'