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"Now, Mr. Gerber, when I tell you something, I want you to promise you won't fly off the handle."

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Demure lady with gloves

Sir Winston Churchill

Second hand furniture.

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

The Elliot Ness monster.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"Hipsters"

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"How soon will this be a remnant

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"I love these old decorations!"

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Ladies by the seaside

You had me at vintage.

Grandma's caf

'Man...You age great!'

Antiques

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

1930's Lady.

Historic Bank Jobs.

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

Typewriters and Laptops.