Vintage Romance Seekers T-Shirts

"Don't you think even if there'd been no John Cardner and no Comon Cause, we'd have found each other anyway?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

Military Medals

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Early Piety

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

Opening the Barrel

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Swells - Men's Fashion

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

'Sure, I remember using carbon paper. Does that carbon date me?'

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

'The Fashionable Mamma, or The Convenience of Modern Dress'