Vintage Romance Seekers T-Shirts

"Don't you think even if there'd been no John Cardner and no Comon Cause, we'd have found each other anyway?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

The Missing Sock Returns

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Military Medals

Early Piety

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Opening the Barrel

Swells - Men's Fashion

Pick me! 2002 was a very good year! No! Me! I'm excellent with beef and fish. Desperate House Wines.

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

'The Fashionable Mamma, or The Convenience of Modern Dress'

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"