Vintage Celebrator T-Shirts

Wine: New and Old.

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

Emotional Bling

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

Scot holding a heart.

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

"He had it commissioned just before he died."

"Over the long haul, it's been a long haul."

Two men toasting

"We're celebrating our 25th anniversary, so separate checks."

"This is where the party budget ran out."

'Where were you on the night of October 31st?'

Charleston dance.

'You remembered our anniversary!'

'Guy Fawkes and trick or treat - two for the price of one for one night only - please give generously.'

Mrs and Mrs Lesbian Halloween Pumpkin

Black Velvet.

"Oh, I beg your pardon – I'm just looking for my husband."

'The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!'

'...gone! The remains of the iceberg that sank the Titanic, to...'

"So those two men are getting married?"

A slap-up meal.

"You mean we've got to do this seven times a year?" (Colour)

'I had everything ready for a nice romantic dinner, but sure enough, he ruined it by getting into a feeding frenzy...'

'Of course I remembered. What is the traditional gift for a 25th wedding anniversary - steak or lobster?'

Happy Anniversary

Gypsy fortune teller consults a magic eight ball for a male customer.

Chewing on Happy Birthday letters.

Easter chocolate

'Next week will be our Silver Wedding Anniversary!'

"And they said it would never last."