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I heart my bum.

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

Layer cake

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

Meet Grant, he came up through the ranks.

Emotional Bling

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

Jumping Man

First Prize!

"I got the promotion. Instead of Wednesdays, I'm now the one who gets blamed when things go wrong on Tuesdays."

Scot holding a heart.

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

Congratulations!

Free love

"Congratulations J.L., I hear you're getting another 'really' in your title."

Wine: New and Old.

'Congratulations, Henderson -- I'm promoting you from henchman to crony.'

"Over the long haul, it's been a long haul."

"He had it commissioned just before he died."

Two men toasting

'I see you've learned about your upcoming promotion.'

Hope of spring.

'Let's see those smiles.'

'The job promotion has had a real effect.'

'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'

Two grooms cutting a civil union cake...

'Florabation.'

Black Velvet.

Dogs getting married have puppies carry their tails.

Mrs and Mrs Lesbian Halloween Pumpkin

Let's grow old together!

'The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!'

"Whoa! If this baby shower isn't for ME -- then WHO'S it for?"

A slap-up meal.