Size Celebrator Pillows

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

Layer cake

Meet Grant, he came up through the ranks.

Emotional Bling

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

Jumping Man

First Prize!

Scot holding a heart.

"I got the promotion. Instead of Wednesdays, I'm now the one who gets blamed when things go wrong on Tuesdays."

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

Congratulations!

Free love

"Congratulations J.L., I hear you're getting another 'really' in your title."

Wine: New and Old.

Hope of spring.

'I see you've learned about your upcoming promotion.'

'Congratulations, Henderson -- I'm promoting you from henchman to crony.'

Two men toasting

"Over the long haul, it's been a long haul."

"He had it commissioned just before he died."

'The job promotion has had a real effect.'

Two grooms cutting a civil union cake...

'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'

Mrs and Mrs Lesbian Halloween Pumpkin

Dogs getting married have puppies carry their tails.

'Florabation.'

Black Velvet.

Let's grow old together!

'The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!'

"Whoa! If this baby shower isn't for ME -- then WHO'S it for?"

A slap-up meal.

"You mean we've got to do this seven times a year?" (Colour)