Vintage Breakfast Detective Gifts

'How long have you had these cornflakes, Edna?'

'How is the water prepared?'

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

French Early Bird

Have you got your make up on yet?

WHACK!

Who stole my candy?

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

'Is this the new product?' - 'Yes, a rocket filled with cornflakes.'

"...I have the oddest 'earliest memory' and I wanted to share it. It's just as wekkm I guess. Knowing some man secretly attended my first birthday party has caused me to question my parentage all these years....Especially since Mother Park made me promise not to tell Father that the potted plant was acually J. Edgar Hoover."

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

Toast Pops Out of Piggy Bank.

Bart is quite at home on the range.

Another Rookie Mistake

"Noooo, nothing I'd really call fresh. Freshish maybe."

"Avocado...t-toast..."

Mobile Holmes.

'Your breakfast in bed is on the kitchen ceiling, Mum.'

Essential conundrum: Until I've had morning coffee, I lack the strength to order or even open my mouth. Get me the intravenous kit.

'Well, I'd say this calls for a toast!'

'Food critics cannot determine what are crime scenes.'

"Say when."

"Decaf. They can't be far away."

"I want you to know there's a song in my heart this morning."

Life before cereal

'William and I dug up this little place just last week!'

"Rover doesn't want your cornflakes. He wants his bowl back."

'Of course I like your new boyfriend. He lives along with his mom too!'

'You HAD to buy the cheap knockoff.'

A recent scientific study has concluded that toast and marmalade may be hazardous to your health.

"Surprise...! I made you a nice breakfast of bacon, ham, and sausage..."

"Hey...what's going on? Where's Tia Carmen? Where's breakfast?!"

Flea Market