Villainy Thwarter Pillows

Captain Pointy No.62 - Famous last words

Scarpia from Tosca

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

"I'm the bad guy..."

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

More Pardons

"Aha Mr. Bond - you are in my power!....but instead of just killing you, I'll blether on and on about my plans for world domination so you have time to think of an ingenious way to escape my clutches..."

Evil Villain.

Lee Van Cleef

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

'Dang, it looks like they have found out about my plan to take over the world...'

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

The World's Most Evil Mastermind (and a man sitting in a chair).

George Baker

Birth of Darth Vader

"He was a top boy - he could light up a room just by setting fire to it."

The Lavender Dot - Part Five

Caped Character

'It's true: I played the Villain's cat in a number of James Bond movies...'

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

Ever since I was a calf, I've always wanted my own henchman!

"I know I'm evil, but will I ever be diabolical?"

Villain Academy

"I feel more quaint than wicked."

"I hate finding billing codes for this guy..."

Let's call a truce for the new year. I'm tired of treating you like you're my count Dooku. Your what? My Hannibal Lecter? Your whom? My Khan? My Gargamel? My Lex Luthor? My Goldfinger? My Endora? I have no idea what you're talking about. Just how ancient are you, Dooku? That's personal! On both counts! ... "Both counts"?

Laugh, Live, Love, Loathe

Old Darth Vader

"I am underwhelmed by your so-called 'Infinity Pool."

"These things work better if you don't explain the plot."

Sauron's Sore Eye