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'An extinct volcano, disused nuclear bunker, or undersea cave - Anywhere within the commuter belt really.'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Scarpia from Tosca

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

More Pardons

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

"Aha Mr. Bond - you are in my power!....but instead of just killing you, I'll blether on and on about my plans for world domination so you have time to think of an ingenious way to escape my clutches..."

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

Evil Villain.

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

Lee Van Cleef

'Dang, it looks like they have found out about my plan to take over the world...'

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

George Baker

The Lavender Dot - Part Five

The World's Most Evil Mastermind (and a man sitting in a chair).

Birth of Darth Vader

Caped Character

Villain Academy

"Mom!!"

'It's true: I played the Villain's cat in a number of James Bond movies...'

"Honestly, I came here to drink your blood, but this claret is positively delightful!"

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

"I feel more quaint than wicked."

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."

"I am underwhelmed by your so-called 'Infinity Pool."

Let's call a truce for the new year. I'm tired of treating you like you're my count Dooku. Your what? My Hannibal Lecter? Your whom? My Khan? My Gargamel? My Lex Luthor? My Goldfinger? My Endora? I have no idea what you're talking about. Just how ancient are you, Dooku? That's personal! On both counts! ... "Both counts"?

"I wonder how much he paid for that view."

"Each night Lily said her prayers... As the fleas and gnats do bite and gnaw my skin, so shall the worms eat and consume me, in the dirt and dust of the Lord's earth. Amen. And each night her prayers freaked her parents out."

Laugh, Live, Love, Loathe