Villainous Hideout Enthusiast Mugs

'An extinct volcano, disused nuclear bunker, or undersea cave - Anywhere within the commuter belt really.'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Scarpia from Tosca

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

More Pardons

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

Evil Villain.

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

'Dang, it looks like they have found out about my plan to take over the world...'

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

Birth of Darth Vader

Villain Academy

"I feel more quaint than wicked."

Caped Character

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

"Mom!!"

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."

Old Darth Vader

"I hate finding billing codes for this guy..."

"I wonder how much he paid for that view."

"Each night Lily said her prayers... As the fleas and gnats do bite and gnaw my skin, so shall the worms eat and consume me, in the dirt and dust of the Lord's earth. Amen. And each night her prayers freaked her parents out."

"I am underwhelmed by your so-called 'Infinity Pool."