Villain Strategist Gifts

Scarpia from Tosca

"I'm the bad guy..."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

"Take me to your thought leader."

More Pardons

The Costs Of Doing War.

"Anyone can dream the impossible dream. We need to sell the impossible dream."

News of the Day - Savings Bank.

"Terri and Kip make up our crazy dreamer imagineering department. Al is our get-realinator."

Defence Cuts: 'This is getting serious Sergeant, bring up the re-enforcements!'

Corporate pirate.

'Dang, it looks like they have found out about my plan to take over the world...'

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."

The strong corna war

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."

"I'm new at this - how long did it take you to get things under control?"

The Future

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"