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Mayhem, Inc. Part 34

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Scarpia from Tosca

"I'm the bad guy..."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

"Take me to your thought leader."

"Anyone can dream the impossible dream. We need to sell the impossible dream."

The Costs Of Doing War.

"Aha Mr. Bond - you are in my power!....but instead of just killing you, I'll blether on and on about my plans for world domination so you have time to think of an ingenious way to escape my clutches..."

More Pardons

'Spock's expertise in M&A deal making was key to the formation of the Federation.'

News of the Day - Savings Bank.

"Terri and Kip make up our crazy dreamer imagineering department. Al is our get-realinator."

Corporate pirate.

'Dang, it looks like they have found out about my plan to take over the world...'

Don't Worry, Joe, about Afghanistan

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

Defence Cuts: 'This is getting serious Sergeant, bring up the re-enforcements!'

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."

The strong corna war

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

The World's Most Evil Mastermind (and a man sitting in a chair).

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

"He was a top boy - he could light up a room just by setting fire to it."

"I'm new at this - how long did it take you to get things under control?"

The Future