Villain Sympathizer Mugs

"I'm the bad guy..."

Sauron's Sore Eye

Scarpia from Tosca

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

More Pardons

"Aha Mr. Bond - you are in my power!....but instead of just killing you, I'll blether on and on about my plans for world domination so you have time to think of an ingenious way to escape my clutches..."

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"The government doesn't understand me."

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

Lee Van Cleef

'Dang, it looks like they have found out about my plan to take over the world...'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

Birth of Darth Vader

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

"I feel more quaint than wicked."

Caped Character

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

'If you can hear me, Larry Gligstein, please send a text to 555-703-7193

I told you not to text and spin, Simone.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Oh, it's only you."

The Downside Of Being Superman, The Man Of Steel

"I keep climbing this water spout. The rain washes me out. Then out comes the sun and dries up the rain. So what do I do? I climb right back up again. Talk about a rut."

"Bloody satellites..!"

"Honey, I'm going to need on of those kid menus."

Laugh, Live, Love, Loathe

I hate to tell you this, but most of the pigs on social media are rooting for the wolf.

"Stop trying to change me!!"

and WHAT is this thing stuck in my back garden..?

"These things work better if you don't explain the plot."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 34

'Flamin' tourists...'

"Well Mr Blofeld, it's gonna be a tricky job - especially the 100 metre, piranha-infested water tank..."

"I hate finding billing codes for this guy..."