Villain Connoisseur Pillows

"A razor-sharp, six-hundred-pound penny for your thoughts, Mr. Bond."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Scarpia from Tosca

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Crazy old clown cat lady.

Clown's In and Out Trays.

Heaven

More Pardons

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

Evil Villain.

'Okay, I admit it - your conspiracy theory was right!'

'Dang, it looks like they have found out about my plan to take over the world...'

Clown Watercooler

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

'He can toot his own horn but when he starts tooting the government's we need to step in.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

"I used to write page-turners, but my MFA cured me of that."

Birth of Darth Vader

'Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...'

"Keep back... I'm going to try reviving him with my hand buzzer!"

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

Villain Academy

Caped Character

Things You Should Know About...

"I feel more quaint than wicked."