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"A razor-sharp, six-hundred-pound penny for your thoughts, Mr. Bond."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Scarpia from Tosca

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Crazy old clown cat lady.

Clown's In and Out Trays.

"Aha Mr. Bond - you are in my power!....but instead of just killing you, I'll blether on and on about my plans for world domination so you have time to think of an ingenious way to escape my clutches..."

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Heaven

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

Evil Villain.

Clown Watercooler

Lee Van Cleef

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'Okay, I admit it - your conspiracy theory was right!'

'He can toot his own horn but when he starts tooting the government's we need to step in.'

'Dang, it looks like they have found out about my plan to take over the world...'

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

"I used to write page-turners, but my MFA cured me of that."

The World's Most Evil Mastermind (and a man sitting in a chair).

The Lavender Dot - Part Five

Pizza and Related Searches.

George Baker

Birth of Darth Vader

'Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...'

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

Villain Academy

"I feel more quaint than wicked."

Caped Character

"Keep back... I'm going to try reviving him with my hand buzzer!"

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