Village Inhabitant Gifts

Pond Village Store Generalists

Prize vegetables.

Country Bumpkin.

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

'We can't really play Hide and Seek, there's nowhere to hide on the plains...'

A bit of Newlyn.

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

Developers at small African village.

'Ma, come see what just crawled out of the woodpile.'

"Get the flock out of here!"

"I'm starting to miss the summer people. It's been weeks since I glowered."

Fresh Pears / Ripe Plums / Juicy Gossip

"I said, can you hear me now...?!"

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

A sign in a small town reads "Entering historic Brookfield - A quaint fishing village with a parking problem".

Cottage cupcakes.

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

'That be the village sane person,sir!'

Entering Clogsted.

'Oh no, the Gradwells are here with their homemade wine!'

"It's been a struggle for Carlos to adjust to rural life, but now he's finally been accepted as the village idiot."

"Perhaps it's a bit early to tell, but I'll bet the Presidential visit changes nothing."

"So what's it like living out in the sticks"

'Then the rich townies moved into the village.'

"Why is it you always head back to the well?" "Making a wish always makes me feel swell!"

The Pillory: Thief, Gossip, Adulterer.

"It's amazing what you can buy online."

Sign next to a road through a rural area that reads "Next Democrat 50 mi.".

"By our estimates, it's going to take two villages to raise Joey."

"Come, join me for a few moments of mindful indolence!"

Plunder Local.

Minature Village - 'It's amazingly lifelike - nobody lives there.'

"They've certainly got some pretty quaint place names in this part of the world.