Village Competitor Gifts

Our Village Industrial Competition.

Prize vegetables.

Country Bumpkin.

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

Developers at small African village.

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

Cottage cupcakes.

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

Entering Clogsted.

"Damn that Higgins! He’s added WiFi."

"It's been a struggle for Carlos to adjust to rural life, but now he's finally been accepted as the village idiot."

Keeping up with the jones

Dueling Christmas Lights

"You've got to give them credit, as soon as we raised the issue of climate change and encouraged everyone to do their bit things have really taken off..."

'Then the rich townies moved into the village.'

"Why is it you always head back to the well?" "Making a wish always makes me feel swell!"

'The three essentials for any work of art are content, composition, and how envious it makes the neighbors.'

"By our estimates, it's going to take two villages to raise Joey."

Minature Village - 'It's amazingly lifelike - nobody lives there.'

Old women in model village over reacting at 'wrestling' in the model town hall

'A small village outside Budapest -February 16, 1407. The origin of life as we know it...'

Murder Village - Bursts of street fighting every half hour

Workman at model village removes pub and post office.

Bird house envy.

"I need one louder than the one my neighbor's got."

'My God! He must have been there since the last one!'

"Quit complaining. . . you're the one who wanted to keep up with the Joneses!"

'It's a boo-boo! His career in professional sports is over!'

"That family up the road who you're always trying to keep up with - she's left him."

Bank Robber with sign - Save Our Village Post Officers