Viking Humor Appreciator Gifts

I'm a Viking! I can't go rampaging and pillaging wearing a cardigan..."

Billy. The Kid.

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

'I miss the good old days!'

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

"I'm a monster."

Aggression/Security

"Your animal companionship is here!"

"But I use all of them!"

"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors."

God with Earth Controller

Cheesie Rider

"Overkill, dude."

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

Mummy Shrink.

"Oh, I don't do the test myself Sir: Doctor Vampire does it..."