Viking Humor Appreciator Gifts

I'm a Viking! I can't go rampaging and pillaging wearing a cardigan..."

Billy. The Kid.

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

'I miss the good old days!'

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

God with Earth Controller

"And I suppose you forgot to bring home the milk."

Cheesie Rider

Aggression/Security

"Your animal companionship is here!"

"Overkill, dude."

"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors."

"But I use all of them!"

"I'm a monster."

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

Gaah! You sank my longship!

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"Oh, I don't do the test myself Sir: Doctor Vampire does it..."

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"