Vigilance Advocate Gifts

The Price of Freedom is Eternal Vigilance.

The Anti-Agent

Pool attached to child's bed.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Man using to much bug spray

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"Getting the hang of it?"

"Careful."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

CCTV in church.

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

"Office of quality assurance"

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Boozing and Cruising

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

Kangaroo: Baby on Board

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

Speeding Forklift

'This is a new electronic child-proof cap. If you can pronounce the drug's name, it opens.'

"I keep telling him there's a big difference between swimming and floating."

No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

I was coughing, Frank - I didn't need the Heimlich.