Vigilance Advocate Mugs

The Price of Freedom is Eternal Vigilance.

The Anti-Agent

Pool attached to child's bed.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Man using to much bug spray

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"Careful."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

CCTV in church.

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

Boozing and Cruising

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"Office of quality assurance"

Kangaroo: Baby on Board

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

Speeding Forklift

'This is a new electronic child-proof cap. If you can pronounce the drug's name, it opens.'

'I know they look geeky - but I believe lat good parenting should always come before style.'

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

"I keep telling him there's a big difference between swimming and floating."