Views Gifts

"Yes the view is nice, but I mostly want people to look up here and think how rich I am."

'But your advert said, Fantastic view.' - 'She's out right now.'

"I agree, and I'm an expert: you get a nice echo from this location..."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"I AM at my usual position."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

dog vs UFO...

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"I, TikTok."

Tiny Visions

Super hero dog.

Can't Touch This

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"What other tricks does he need?"

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

Beer Order

Succession 2

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Santa called but you were out!

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

'How many words per minute do you type?'

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

Bench clearing brawl, $5.