Viewing A New Property T-Shirts

'I understand the chap next door is keen on model trains.'

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell.

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

"I've just bought five acres of prime oceanfront. Want to help me build on it?"

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

"You see a haunted house, I see a house with good bones."

Evergreen Estates

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

House for sale, appliances included (in the yard).

"This place is cheap now, but rates go way up during hibernation season."

"Admittedly, it is a bit of a 'fixer upper'."

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

'Yes, there is a bidding war - but I'm almost certain you aren't allowed to take prisoners.'

"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it."

'I won't lie, it can get windy here.'

"It has tremendous possibilities."

Barbecue salesman pointing at cooker - "Top of the line."

"Hmmm, as far as I can gather, unfortunately, it is an eviction notice: we need to find a new home. . ."

"...and I have a farmhouse in the city."

'Oh, look, honey - the master closet has a walk-in bedroom!'

"Did I mention it needed a little work?"

Godfrey Hunting for Lodgings

"Grandma is included in the purchase price."

Mortgages up 'Where?'

Estate Agent: Houses with Hedge....Houses Without Hedge

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

Money feeds tree of property

"We've never regretted relocating to California!"

"I'm looking for something with more closet space."