Video Messaging Gifts

"He's in a meeting, but you have 25 seconds to leave a video message."

Polly txt speak

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"I, TikTok."

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"Textin’"

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"The Master Builder...is that a play by Ibsen, or a YouTube video?"

Working from home to-do list.

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

E=Equals

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

I'd like to order a power outage. Huh? My wife's on her phone all day, my son plays video games nonstop. My boss finds me by email wherever and whenever. My pager rings 'round the clock! Say again? I was text messaging. Pull the plug, man!

Hectare?

You looked different during our video chat.

Waiting for host to start the meeting.