Video Chatting Gifts

"I thought we agreed - no dressing up for video chats."

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

"Can you turn your video on, Ralph?"

Zoom chat

"Why is this night different from all the other nights?"

"This was more fun online."

Working from home to-do list.

"We're having a hard time hearing you - take it off squeaker."

"Charles, we need to talk. Let's chat online."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Time for tea and friendship.

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

Silver Surfer.

"He's in a meeting, but you have 25 seconds to leave a video message."

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

Catroom.

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

White Wine Wisdom (2)

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

At Gossips Anonymous...

'Got time for a little girl stalk?'

"Let's just do the top layer."