Video Evidence Geek Gifts

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

'All right! Who put my dozing-off during our last meeting on youtube?'

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Elephant ass selfie.

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

"I've decided to have a kid."

Griller highlights never gets old

"Would you care to see a YouTube of your chicken when it was free ranging?"

Man trying to take pictures of wild birds at feeder.

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

The sheep are much easier to keep track of now. They spend all day watching clips on Ewe Tube!

What can I get you? I'll have a mocha, a scone, and an explanation of Beyonce's "Formation" video. Ok. Would you like that for here or to go? Here would be good. Ok. Last month, Beyonce released a music video that expressed pride in her black heritage. Pride in black culture, pride in black physical features, pride even in the Black Panther movement. The reason this is ok is, for centuries, mainstream culture has been telling black people to be ashamed of all that. They've been told to straighte

'So cool: Even with the 'action shot' setting, the photos of you running are still blurry...'

A captive bear is very compliant for a photo opportunity.

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

'This should guarantee our friends won't go to sleep watching videos of this trip.'

"Exhibit 'A'."

"Got it!"

'Pre-nuptial art agreement.'

'It's over, Bill. You were caught on camera.'

"We didn't realize the CCTV footage was doctored until our precinct fanboy found a continuity mistake."

'Their offense is shifty and often ruthless. I want you to study the videotapes - especially this one showing their quarterback robbing a convenience store at gunpoint.'

"There's no way I'll ever be good at something unless there's a series of YouTube videos explaining it."

"I haven't lost any weight, so instead of watching just one, I'm going to watch two exercise videos a day."

Theories and Proofs.

"Roughly translated, it says: this wall is now available on video and DVD."

"My book report is based on the best selling video by the same name."

'And Rachel, if you're not back by midnight, this video of you taking a bath in our kitchen sink when you were 2 is getting posted on Youtube.'

"This is going to be a great video!"