Video Call Adventurer Pillows

"I told you a virtual swinger's party would be a logisitcal nightmare."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'Read any good Apps lately?'

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

'If I can't do it by iPhone, I don't do it.'

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

Kid tries to plug in a book.

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

"When we retire, I want to watch travel videos."

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

Zoom Rodeos

"And this is the room where people are trapped for all eternity trying to find the leave button at the end of their Zoom meeting."

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

"And from now on these staff meetings will be conducted online. You people are a breeding ground for germs."

Our first day of distance learning started off well.

I just need exactly 30 minutes to go to a funeral. Exactly? That's how long it'll take me to march to the archipelago where Bajor was and light a dragon on fire in Bajor's honor. I hope you're going to tell me you're talking about some video game

"I advised my intern that one must pick his battles. He asked me what video game I had in mind."

Virtual Magic Tricks

"It's an app that lets me pointlessly knock things off tables when I'm not at home."

". . . and a special welcome to Bob from Australia!"

"Dad, that's our new air purifier."

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

'It's been telling you to blood-let a pint a day? When's the last time you updated that medical app?'

"You can stop holding sir, everyone has gone home."