Video Call Adventurer Pillows

"I told you a virtual swinger's party would be a logisitcal nightmare."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'Read any good Apps lately?'

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

Kid tries to plug in a book.

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

Zoom Rodeos

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

"When we retire, I want to watch travel videos."

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

Our first day of distance learning started off well.

"I advised my intern that one must pick his battles. He asked me what video game I had in mind."

"It's an app that lets me pointlessly knock things off tables when I'm not at home."

Virtual Magic Tricks

". . . and a special welcome to Bob from Australia!"

"Dad, that's our new air purifier."

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

'It's been telling you to blood-let a pint a day? When's the last time you updated that medical app?'

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

"You can stop holding sir, everyone has gone home."